The Tomboy
Men will call you this simply if you like to get active a lot. If
your relationship consists of a lot of hiking, surfing, gym time and
general time outdoors/exercising, a man will refer to you as a Tomboy.
At heart, all men are little boys who want to play all day and who have a
lot of energy to release. They like having a woman who can keep up.
The
Gold-Digger
Men get a kick out of dating at
least one or two Gold-diggers—it says something about their status that women
are even out to dig for their gold. And there is something satisfying
about it being so easy to make a woman happy: just buy her stuff. No emotional
complications involved.
The
Freak
Typically men won’t stay with the
ultra-sexual chick forever—the one who wants to bang in the back seat of taxi
cabs, who grabs their guy’s junk under the table at dinner with his mom, and
who owns a few illegal adult toys. But, as a sort of right of passage, they’ll
all date one.
The
hood chick
This could mean you dress in a lot
of leopard print spandex jumpers, or that you have long acrylic nails, or that
you speak like a rapper, or all of the above. But something about a hood chick
brings out the competitive side in a man—he can’t be a demure, wimpy,
submissive boyfriend with this girl.
The
Good Girl
Men love nothing more than to
corrupt a good girl. They love having a girl around whose sensibilities are so
fragile, she covers her mouth in shock every time he makes a crude joke—that
lets him know it was really crude, and he feels like a bad*ss. But good girls
also bring out the inherently protective side in men: they love taking care of
a sweet, unsuspecting female who doesn’t speak up for herself.
Wife
material
Wife material is pretty easy to
understand after you’ve read about girlfriend material. But, wife
material can usually get away with not filling all the other categories.
Maybe she isn’t as active as her man would like, or maybe she isn’t that
adventurous in the bedroom. The reason she gets away with falling short in an
area or two is because the “it” factor is there—he can’t see himself without
her.
Crazy
Yup, just plain crazy. This is the
woman who will accuse a man of cheating with a woman he’s never even met, who
will call every ten minutes, who will talk about all the kids they’re going to
have together, and will tell him what friends he can’t hang out with. So why
do men date this nightmare? Because it’s kind of an ego boost to have
someone so madly obsessed with you, at least once in life. Of course, they
realize this rollercoaster isn’t sustainable in the long run.
The
tease
This woman insists that she is
casual. She has a way of making a man wonder if she’s seeing other guys. She
avoids conversations about “what we are,” sends midnight “Get in my bed” texts,
and gets up right after sex to make herself food. She’s elusive, but oh so
exciting. She’ll keep a guy wanting more for a long time but eventually it ends
because A) She turns around one day and gives him what he wants (i.e.
acts like a committed girlfriend) and he realizes the allure is gone or B) The
guy begins to feel emasculated and ends it
The
toy
This is a more innocent form of a
booty call. Yes, if you’re the toy, a guy will want to have sex with you, but
he’ll also call you up when he feels like whining about life, or when he wants
someone to cuddle, or when he wants someone to keep him company grocery
shopping. Some guys want all the perks of having a g
